Got meself a new PPP phone. I can if I so desire get porn, get on the punt and check out the profanisaurus. All of these things are quite useful but rack up the phone bill. So after a 30 buck experiment I've figured it out. If you want porn, use the 'puter.
I'm also watching Oz v Poms while I blog this and I haven't yet figured out the multi application window thing where you get ya tweets, ya blog, ya porn, ya profanisaurus and a live feed to Beyonce's arse. Also I'm drogging whilst blinking. Í got some Uncle Teds which helped me soothe the Friday after work frenzy. Then I cooked up some kangaroo kebabs. By jingies they were good. I'm tops at cooking a bit of roo. I've also got a bourbon or two options plus Lagavulin for cigar time.
So I set up a twunter account a while back and never used it. I've just recently lobbed something in there and now am exploring how to hook in.
Tait is now bowling to the tail of the poms batting list. He took a good catch a bit earlier and I really love his fear factor. Its the aggro we need.
Where was I? That's right, PPP phone, PC (also new) and fkn twitzifying.
Tait's limping now, the useless prick. Done his 'nads. Fucking South Australians. Sack him.
The Australian selectors have all sorts of eggs on their face for not selecting son of Twampy Mart (that's how one commentator used to pronounce Geoff Marsh's appelation of Swampy Marsh). Young ún Marsh scored a well made, natch winning and heroic ton. Brilliant, just showing the idiocy of persisting with Clarke and Smith. This bloke has a good technique and some backbone as opposed to photo shoot ops in Hello!. And bring in Kegsgrove, for the sake of the common cricketer and for common sense.
That's it, got 'roo to digest, Uncle Teds to ingest and a fucking cockroach just scuttled by.
And Dougie Billinger just got the 9th pom out. Good lad, after helping Marsh rescue Australia in what will end up being a match winning partnership. Andrew hilditcjh, you are a fucking tool for leaving Marsh out of the World cup equation.
YD, if you pop in, good luck to the Bears on Sunday. I'll need some Superbowl menu tips. Its on Monday morning our time, around 8.30. Bit early for hot dogs but I'll get a couple of Yank suds, 'prolly a Miller or Bud, but the mainstay will be Oz product.
That's me, the poms just got done by our lads and its time to see what this tweet shite is about.