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Ya see this critter here? Well it just happens to be an alien space bat hooked on to the side of Space Shuttle Discovery earlier this week. Here's the proof. Sure the animal lovers will say it was a regular earth bat but if it was, why would it hang onto a bloody big bomb and get fried? No, it was an intelligent, alien space bat well used to blasting through planetary atmospheres in its never ending quest to conquer ordinary, harmless, good natured planets such as earth and turn us into space slaves to work in blood mines. No matter that we have the Giant Mutant Space Frog to worry about, now we find these alien freeloaders using Our Technology against us. If you want to save the world, go and kill as many bats as you can find.

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Not really cute robot girl

So the Japanese are now producing fembots. Don't they know what happens when the machines start taking on human characteristics? The bloody fools. Sure, one day its smiling and winking and mouthing discordant platitudes, the next its zapping us with fancy robot ray guns. For fuck's sake Japan, stop it! That is unless you want to build one of these beauties. Its the only robot I'll consider saving.

Cute robot girl might be allowed to survive

So where does this leave us? Alien Space Bats, not-so-cute robot girls and the possibility of annihilation. Well, if you want to know, Professor Boylan is currently building his secret lair somewhere near Tonga. Makes a mess doesn't he? Nevertheless it will be a good place to hide.

I'm going to be there on opening day and make myself indispensable by pouring drinks, while someone else deals with the alien bats and evil robots. And don't even mention The Outbreak.

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    Them cwazy Japanese peeps. Deviants mate. Pure and simple.

    Do you think the local bat colony were making their own version of Jackass?.

  2. All serious concerns Therbs, but your constant crying wolf over Frogs severly dilutes your warnings.

  3. I have played with lots of explody goodness in the past but I could never match the explody goodness that nature can produce. It was a magnificent display of nature at work.

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  5. If they can make one like the fembots from Austin Powers one - machine gun jubblies and all - then they may actually be on to something.

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  8. Say Nat, perhaps Clayton IS good for something.

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  9. Nah just spinning yarns again Bob. He ain't that good.

  10. Moko - yes, but eventually we'll be the jackasses when they invade and conquer our planet. When you get the security gig, don't forget your blog friends.
    Naut - The Giant Mutant Space Frog is real, just look over at the top left of this page. You'll be crying, yes pleading for help when the invasion happens.
    Mr Dr Yobbo - & Uamada - Cute Robot Girl will do just fine. Check out her weapons!
    Barnes - Its just a matter of time. That's why I don't eat sushimi or seaweed.
    NBob - But what about the secret lair? Prof Boylan is committed to building it.
    Nat - I preferred it when I thought he had captured and decapitated one of these space freaks

  11. Cute robot girl has rather disturbing cleavage - could you get the designers to give her breasts a tweak?

  12. Tweaks beat getting twiddled like a TV knob.

  13. Lermie - your ideas are currently being tested by the guys in the lab coats.
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